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Rina-chan and Brawl Boyz is the best

All my 10 stars goes only to that part. It make all the others seem like...well, crap...(no offense to the hard work of the creators, but that is how I feel.) And for the ones who want the name of the song, it's called "Move For Me" by Kaskade

EPIC LOL CRACK!

This is the EPICEST LOL CRACK IN ITS PUREST FORM!

Beautiful game.

Had just finish the story mode, but I am not gonna to attempt doing Hard Core. My hand is dead with just normal level.

A word of advice: This game is not possible to play without sound.
Listen and react accordingly will keep you survive for a long while. For each enemy, there is only one way to get through him:
Farmers("You are dead, slave!"): Throw a lance at him
Hoplites("For honor and glory!"): Jump on him
Archers ("Incoming!"): It will take about 1 second after Hippolyta shouted out for the arrows to reach you, then block
Archers at behind ("Arrows from behind!"): Same with above, but dodge instead
Duelists("It is you and me!"): Block when he attacks
Riders("You can't escape!"): Out run him by keep holding D while effectively avoid obstacles

It is better to slow down when you hear arrows coming, since after you block/dodge them, chances are there will be something to trip you. And even if there is no rider chasing you, keep holding D will help you pass the level faster and jump/dodge obstacles easier, given that you have good reflex.

Final words: Those are some beautiful bouncing boobies....

Was it another minigame at the end?

When the pickup chopper came, i notice that there was a change of view, seem like inside a chopper, and I can shoot stuff, but there was no enemy to be seen. Also, the ending animation seem rushed.
I guess you was going to make a mini defense game when the chopper came, but just don't have the time?
anyway, this game was great, I played it at kongregate(or was it armorgame?) and now I still enjoy it on newground.

Quite interesting, but still need improving

This game have potential to be better, just try to work on:
-The beginning stat: Instead of letting it random, why not giving the player a limit of points to put in?
-The jobs: Well, it sure have quite a few places to work, but I say more jobs would be nice. Example: Drugdealer job at the smoking guy house? That is job that have a chance of going to jail with a very high income. Would be interesting to try. Or Car dealer? Don't need high intelligent but more charisma to apply for job? Or Worker at some factory, a job that require more strength than other 2 stats? There is more to improve.
-The fog when you get drunk: I HATE THIS! The effect of fogginess give a sense of being drunk, I get that. But instead of giving a ton of fog and I still get my character around to work perfectly( all i need is just a good eye and a good memory of where things are) why not setting limits? Say 5 beer give you light fog, 10 beer give you distort of movement control: pressing a directional key and it direct you in another way, and at 20 beer will make you lose 50 health and you have to go to hospital. That would be better.

Like this, but..

there are background noises that somewhat distracted me. Or maybe it is just my crappy headphone. Nonetheless, 10/10

Ever considering making your own genre?

I think you should seriously think about making a new genre, since this awesomeness can't fit in anywhere.

Magnificient...

What a trick of fate that let me stumble upon this piece...I am writing a story about a princess name Lucia, a secret child of a prince and princess of two warring countries. Her life is an untold story of sadness and sorrow, seperation of death... and this song just perfectly fits in the mood for my imagination. Thank you for making this magnificient song.